HockingValley.com

I need a girlfriend, what should I do??????????????????????????????????????????

A blond, NOT A DADYS GIRL,big boobs,not fat, lives in logan ohio ,goes to logan high school,HAS TO BE HOT,and likes the color orange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Public Comments

1. Sucks to be you tommy



2. u need help, serously



3. wow! you really seem desperate!



4. start slappin asses and grabbin titties, that works for me in most cases.



5. well find one... lol... :)...



6. Ur right u r sad......so bloody picky and probably so bloody ugly......



7. geez sorry i can't make one for you, you have to do the work yourself, go talk to a girl like that



8. wow your picky



9. Well you are to demanding i was going to say you can have me.



10. good luck, cuz u may not find one



11. ok i think you're describing Pamela Anderson's look alike



12. You could start by not being so whiny and desperate! No wonder your single!!



13. first of all, you're not being specific enuff.



14. maybe you should try not being so picky on what she looks like, and the color she likes....wow you can't chose everything in life. Reduce some of your standards and I bet you could have a date this weekend.



15. Well, go to Logan High School and pick one out. How are we strangers supposed to help?



16. Okay, you need to grow up. "Needs to have big boob, has to be hot..." it isn't all about looks, people have feelings and you're not nice...



17. ok...you went to as far as a color...LOL......you may wanna re-think all that you wrote.



18. dont sound so desperate



19. put an ad in the local paper, but you might want to reconsider some of your criteria. normally you never get what you want completely.



20. Name your penis Mandy and be happy with it.



21. u r way 2 picky. Plus, u will find someone when u least expect it, not when ur looking.



22. First get a life, why do you NEED a girlfriend and if those are your requirements you have your priorities out of whack. Get real and go do something productive with your life instead of pinning over something that you will never get, especially with the way you are acting. And since when did boobs make a girl worth dating?



23. big difference between want and need.

    sounds like you already are bringing some baggage to the relationship.

    good luck with that!




24. wow, go play. u neva gonna get a girl how u've started looking



25. ooooh honey you wont find what your looking for here



26. shut up and go do ur home work



27. You need to shower....

    I go to Loagn High and know who you are

    this is sooooooo sad I will be making copies of this post and

    spreading it all over the halls tomorrow




28. Why the color orange?



29. Not that your picky or anything! You're so superficial you'll never get a girlfriend and its understandable why you don't! You need to learn to see people beyond their looks. You can take the hottest of hotties in the world, and if they have no personality, sense of humor, or scruples, they become very unattractive very fast. Not saying you need a "dog", but people can be beautiful for different reasons.



30. well you have her all picked out but can not find her....you do not want a lot do you....why don't you just try and not be so particular and just find a girl that is nice...she does not have to be perfect if you want one that bad....you know it is not like you can get girlfriends made to order like in a catalog...



31. just dream abt her....its much easier fer u dat way



32. good luck searching but try looking for a girl that has a good personaitly so there not a chance of her chaeting on you .....ok



33. Then why don't you just ask some body at your school?



34. Don't be so selective...talk to people and be yourself ..you will find someone. Xx



35. I love a guy who makes lists. Here's the question: if you had to give up two things on your list, what would they be? You might have to settle for a hot, fat, flat-chested girl eating an orange. Could you live with that?



36. I thought I knew the perfect girl for you, blond, chesty, thin and hot, hates her father, goes to logan...but HATES ORANGE. So sad!



37. OMG talk about being shallow. "..big boobs..." try using your manners.



38. When all else fails, ask a guy out! ;-)



39. sounds like u know what you want, you just got to work up the courage (and balls) to actually talk to the chick. no offense, but you sound a lil picky, basically wanting to date a damn barbie doll... eww, well, whatever, have fun with that.



40. maybe you shouldn't put all your qualities for a woman out like that because your never going to find a woman who wants to be with a uy just because they both like the color orange! how about talking to chics and getting to know them because they are an interesting person to you and you think they are attractive. just a suggestion but you sound desperate and I wouldn't be so picky if I where you.



41. Why are u so desperate? Look...dont rush for a relationship...it wont get u anywhere wit a good girl.....believe me



42. omg, ur not gonna get any girls doin that. that is sooo not pimp...



43. i think u should go to school and go look for some girls then become frienads then ask them out



44. 1. GOD ARE YOU SHALLOW!!!!!

    2. chances of finding a girl like that in your highschool are slim to none. And what if you get a girlfriend that fits your standards but doesn't like orage, what are you going to do? DUMP HER!?

    3. you'll never meet a girl if you talk about boobs and have such impossibly high standards. a little advise about girls, don't be shallow, be sensitive.




45. Quick. Try the other hand.



46. Try getting a more realistic girl and not one that doesn't exist.



47. Well Tommy don't we play Marietta tommorrow, also you don't happen to play hockey, too bad I'm homeschooled cause that would be hysterical to show this to Zach Adams and Clay Morgan man would they get a kick out of this, someone from logan looking for a girlfriend online, Tommy member me Jasmine yea doesn't it just suck that the world is so small also why don't you just ask someone at the high school out they probable say yes, well maybe not but best of luck and I won't tell anyone.



48. Ask the "What Should I Do Retard". I'm sure he can help you out. lol ...and you can start by not being so picky about who you date. There is more to a person than their outward appearance and favorite color. I can't even imagine someone choosing a girlfriend (in your case) based on a favorite color.



49. add my friend on yahoo IM Jenny_Johnson206@yahoo.com



50. well first of all you need to find this girl, you proberly all ready no her, i bet you are jsut describing her to us! so all you need to do is ask her out, if she says no its not a big deal it doesn't matter just go for it! good luck and i hope i helped xxx